Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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