i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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