I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
