Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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