On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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