I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
