I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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