I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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