So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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