Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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