Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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