Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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