Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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