He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How naked do you want me to be?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
