he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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