no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I need to calm my uterus...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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