walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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