My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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