question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
There are leaves in my underwear?
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