i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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