I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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