I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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