dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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