The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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