There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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