The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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