It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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