Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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