An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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