Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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