My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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