he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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