Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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