I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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