If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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