If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
