12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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