Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just pee around me
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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