There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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