party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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