so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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