Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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