My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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