I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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