if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
