it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Farmville is her only friend.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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