We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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