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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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