I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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