i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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