No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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