I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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