yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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