Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I see more hoeing in ur future
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