Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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