i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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