i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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